The Heisenburger Apron

Regular price $30.00

Description

Cook Like a Chemist. Grill Like a Savage.

Say hello to your new uniform for backyard mayhem. The Heisenburger Apron is a medium-length two-pocket bib apron that is a nod to the mad genius behind every perfectly seared cut of meat. Whether you’re flipping patties or breaking bad on some ribs, this apron has you covered—literally.

Built from durable, heavy-duty fabric and printed with Skallywag-grade attitude, it’s got just enough science and just enough chaos to keep things interesting. Pair it with your favorite bourbon, a hot grill, and no supervision.

  • 7-ounce, 65/35 poly/cotton twill
  • Adjustable neck strap
  • Two front patch pockets, pen pocket
  • Measures: 22"W x 24"L
  • Non-Returnable
  • Product May Ship From a Different Location So Please Allow Up To 7 Business Days For Shipping and Fulfillment.